NEW The Fifth Sorceress á Robert Newcomb


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  • The Fifth Sorceress
  • Robert Newcomb
  • English
  • 19 September 2019
  • 9780345448934

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    NEW The Fifth Sorceress á Robert Newcomb See my full thoughts here book fucking sucksNormally I'd write some sort of introduction to this review that gives a general idea of my thoughts on this book as well as the broad strokes of why I feel that way and what sort of book this is But I think the phrase this book fucking sucks tells you exactly what you need to

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    NEW The Fifth Sorceress á Robert Newcomb Uneven fantasy debut with some great ideas and some murky writing The world is pretty interesting a mist enshrouded kingdom isolated by magic from any neighboring countries and burdened with the memory of a horrific 300 years ago civil war lead by a coven of evil sorceresses The main character Prince Tristan the chosen one based on

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    characters The Fifth Sorceress Robert Newcomb º 3 summary read ↠ eBook or Kindle ePUB º Robert Newcomb I read this book twice the second time just to reaffirm if I really remembered accurately from the first time how bad it was My memory did not deceive meThe amount of implicit hate towards women who are either p

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    NEW The Fifth Sorceress á Robert Newcomb read ↠ eBook or Kindle ePUB º Robert Newcomb Robert Newcomb º 3 summary Lol literally the worst book I have ever read This is just a nostalgia review 14 year old me knew this book was

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    NEW The Fifth Sorceress á Robert Newcomb Though not as bad as I expected given its reputation this is a pretty bad book Sometimes in instructive ways which is why I read it but also sometimes in amusing waysThis book really likes its infodumps They're heavy handed but what

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The Fifth Sorceress

review The Fifth Sorceress 103 Of peace and plenty protected and guided by a council of immortal wizards Eutracia is about to crown a new king And as the coronation approaches the spirit of celebration fills every heart Except onePrince Tristan is a reluctant monarch to be Though born with the endowed blood that will give him the power to master magic and destined by tradition to succeed his father as ruler he is a rebel soul And when he discovers the ancient hidden caves where strange red waters flow possessed of their own mysterious magic it only makes him yearn all the to escape his future of duty and succumb to the stirrings of enchantment within himBut than tradition compels Tristan to ascend the throne The very exist. What can I tell you about The Fifth Sorceress that you haven t already read in other better reviews Not much I suspect So in lieu of a real review here s a dumb trivia list SorryTHE TOP EIGHT THINGS YOU DIDN T KNOW ABOUT THE FIFTH SORCERESS8 The main unit of currency in the magical land of Eutracia is either the Kisa or the Kasi depending on which page you re on7 Our hero Prince Tristan a 30 year old man is defeated in a mock duel by the what s that behind you trick6 Prince Tristan also tries to play fetch with his horse This is treated will all seriousness by the author who appears to think horses are just big dogs5 Tristan invents knife throwing Seriously He also invents the dumbest way possible to carry his knives in a uiver on his back Like arrows4 After their reign the Kings of Eutracia have the choice to live forever and have magical powers In 300 years NONE of them have ever chosen to do so3 Of all the magical races with which the author could have chosen to populate his epic fantasy land he chose Gnomes But not just Gnomes Garden Gnomes You know the little statues you see in suburban yards Yep They look just like that2 The people of Eutracia invented steel working before writing They also can t climb mountains or sail along a coast line Not kidding1 Evil sorceresses can t fish I don t know why They just can tPlay me out Paul The Stench reluctant monarch to be Though born with the endowed blood that will give him the power to master magic and destined by tradition to succeed his father as The Life Tree Poems ruler he is a The Painter rebel soul And when he discovers the ancient hidden caves where strange یزید red waters flow possessed of their own mysterious magic it only makes him yearn all the to escape his future of duty and succumb to the stirrings of enchantment within himBut than tradition compels Tristan to ascend the throne The very exist. What can I tell you about The Fifth Sorceress that you haven t already Berlin FeuerlandRoman eines Aufstands read in other better The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 reviews Not much I suspect So in lieu of a The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 real Hottest Mess review here s a dumb trivia list SorryTHE TOP EIGHT THINGS YOU DIDN T KNOW ABOUT THE FIFTH SORCERESS8 The main unit of currency in the magical land of Eutracia is either the Kisa or the Kasi depending on which page you Hottest Mess re on7 Our hero Prince Tristan a 30 year old man is defeated in a mock duel by the what s that behind you trick6 Prince Tristan also tries to play fetch with his horse This is treated will all seriousness by the author who appears to think horses are just big dogs5 Tristan invents knife throwing Seriously He also invents the dumbest way possible to carry his knives in a uiver on his back Like arrows4 After their Hitler reign the Kings of Eutracia have the choice to live forever and have magical powers In 300 years NONE of them have ever chosen to do so3 Of all the magical Hidden races with which the author could have chosen to populate his epic fantasy land he chose Gnomes But not just Gnomes Garden Gnomes You know the little statues you see in suburban yards Yep They look just like that2 The people of Eutracia invented steel working before writing They also can t climb mountains or sail along a coast line Not kidding1 Evil sorceresses can t fish I don t know why They just can tPlay me out Paul

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review The Fifth Sorceress 103 In The Fifth Sorceress Robert Newcomb conjures a time and place wrought with exuisite detail characters vividly drawn and deeply felt and a history rich in glory and horror splendor and secrets We gave them a chance once long ago We offered to share power eually and in peace But they refused and chose war With them it was all or nothing Wizard against Sorceress Male against female Light against dark It is than three centuries since the ravages of a devastating war nearly tore apart the kingdom of Eutracia In its wake those who masterminded the bloodshed a uartet of powerful conuest hungry Sorceresses were sentenced to exile with return all but impossible and death all but inevitable Now a land. Uneven fantasy debut with some great ideas and some murky writing The world is pretty interesting a mist enshrouded kingdom isolated by magic from any neighboring countries and burdened with the memory of a horrific 300 years ago civil war lead by a coven of evil sorceresses The main character Prince Tristan the chosen one based on an incredibly elastic and constantly referenced ancient book length prophecy is sort of a cardboard cutout of a pretty uninteresting late teens bored and irresponsible prince until an invasion and royal tragedies compel him to vow revenge on the sorceresses who have been living in exile for 300 years and launch himself on an adventure Post vowing revenge he is slightly interesting than before although he keeps falling inexplicably in love with like within an hour of meeting serioulsy dull women during the adventure who almost immediately die on him It is one of those fantasies where the writer keeps violating the rules of magic he has set up and then justifies it by saying something like But of course the prophecies allow the magic to work this way under certain circumstances because the chosen one has appeared during a full moon in this specific cermony if the right chalice is used and there is special water from the magic cave surrounding the sacred stone etc etc Also many key characters make extremely stupid decisions for plot purposes that the author tries to continually justify in irritating ways For instance the king points out that if the prophecy dictates that 23 of the kingdom and almost the entire royal family is going to be slaughtered at an upcoming ceremony on a particular day perhaps the kingdom could consider moving the ceremony up a day or two Thereby avoiding the return of the evil sorceresses and their hordes of rape and murder happy minion armies Especially since the sorceresses will only be able to invade during this special ceremony when the good guys lose their magic for an hour during the ritual It might throw off their plans if we switch the date Sounds good to me good thing we made this guy king right No no no The head sorcerer goes through some sort of stupid two page justification monologue about how the wizards council has considered all such alternatives and the best course is really just to go ahead with the ceremony as planned and plotted by the author and hope for the best Half the book is justification where the author tries to patch up leaky plot points with dumb sounding Well we ve thought of that but the prophesy says kind of stuffThe villians are moustache twirling evilest of evil truly depraved sorts that I find a bit dull and uninteresting You can pretty must count on them to do their evilest in a by the numbers fashion with little variation Will probably keep reading the series at least one book further but it may peter out after that Luther rich in glory and horror splendor and secrets We gave them a chance once long ago We offered to share power eually and in peace But they Im Augenblick des Todes Severin Boesherz #2 refused and chose war With them it was all or nothing Wizard against Sorceress Male against female Light against dark It is than three centuries since the Historic Ghosts and Ghost Hunters return all but impossible and death all but inevitable Now a land. 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review The Fifth Sorceress 103 Ence of Eutracia depends upon it For after these long centuries of peace dreadful omens have begun to appear heralding something too unspeakable to ponder And if indeed the old evil has returned hungry to wreak vengeance Tristan's role in an ages old prophecy must be fulfilled or the cost to his kingdom and his people will be beyond imaginationIt will be a battle like none ever known against an enemy whose thirst for blood and domination is depthless and unyielding And for Tristan it will be the ultimate challenge facing an adversary whose greatest weapon is the person he loves most transformed into the instrument of his annihilation and the catalyst that will doom Eutracia forever to darkness. Homophobic Sexist Misogynistic Rapey cliche worldbreaking the worst prose Ever put to paper This makes twilight look like a work of art Garbage worst book ever written YES Jesus christ this guy hates women Scarred Experiments with Violence in Gujarat returned hungry to wreak vengeance Tristan's Confessions of a Listmaniac The Life and Times of Layla the Ordinary role in an ages old prophecy must be fulfilled or the cost to his kingdom and his people will be beyond imaginationIt will be a battle like none ever known against an enemy whose thirst for blood and domination is depthless and unyielding And for Tristan it will be the ultimate challenge facing an adversary whose greatest weapon is the person he loves most transformed into the instrument of his annihilation and the catalyst that will doom Eutracia forever to darkness. Homophobic Sexist Misogynistic Rapey cliche worldbreaking the worst prose Ever put to paper This makes twilight look like a work of art Garbage worst book ever written YES Jesus christ this guy hates women